You know how i know you re gay jokes
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You Know How I Know You&#;re Same-sex attracted Jokes:
1. You know how I know you’re gay?
You have more skincare products than a luxury spa.
2. You know how I know you’re gay?
You can name every shade in the rainbow, but you still argue over what’s lavender and what’s lilac.
3. You know how I know you’re gay?
You control three kinds of glitter, and that’s just for your shoes.
4. You understand how I know you’
Author Unknown
- You wear the appropriate underwear for each of your dates.
- You know the subtle differences between at least 20 brands of vodka.
- You understand the immense importance of superb (or bad) lighting.
- You can be in a crowded bar and still notice a toupee from 50 yards away.
- You can relate a woman you treasure her bathing suit and mean her bathing suit.
- You can tell a gal she has lipstick on her teeth without embarrassing her.
- No one expects you to kiss and not tell.
- You can have naked pictures of men you know in your home.
- You can have naked pictures of men you don&#;t know in your home.
- You can have naked pictures of men you don&#;t know in your dwelling and on your computer.
- Unlike your women friends, you can hang out in men&#;s locker room.
- You realize why the good Lord created spandex.
- You understand why the good Lord did not intend everyone to wear spandex.
- You know the difference between a latte, cappuccino, cafe au lait and a macchiato. And if you don&#;t, you know how to bogus it.
- You know how to get back at just about everyone.
- Your pets always hav
You Know How I Know
dk
Just got done seeing “The 40 year old virgin” for the first day, I know I am late to the party, but the “you understand how I realize your gay” scene was funny as hell. Do any of you all have any fine sayings for it?
“You know how I know your gay?”
-cuz your favorite film is “Guys Gone Wild.”
jehovasfitness2
“You know how I know you’re gay?”
-cuz you form gay threads about 5 yr antique movies"
sorry, couldn’t resist
dk
Jetric94
lol
“You know how I know you’re gay?”
-cuz you have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says “I appreciate it when balls are in my face.”
Jetric95
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
“You know how I know you’re gay?”
-cuz you make homosexual threads about 5 yr old movies"
[/quote]
you know how I know you’re gay?
-you actually pointed that out.
Jetric96
[quote]dk44 wrote:
Do any of you all possess any good sayings for it?
“You comprehend how I comprehend your gay?”
[/quote]
“You know how I know your gay?”
-cuz you have a goat as ur avatar
kkeane8
You know how I know you’re gay? You gave me a reacharound while you we
You know how I know you&#;re gay? &#; The 40 Year Old Virgin
I will preface this review by saying I contain never been the biggest Steve Carell fan. I love his bit parts, but seeing him in a lead role after having a start on “The Daily Show” rubbed me the wrong way. Believing that I would hate his writing/lead role debut as much as I do Will Ferrell’s multiple bids, I shied away from checking the film out. Being that director Judd Apatow’s sophomore movie Knocked Up is hitting theatres this Friday, I decided to bite the bullet and finally see if the hype was true. All I can utter is that this is the funniest movie I have seen since Hot Fuzz, and that says a lot since most American comedies of this ilk are fart jokes and horrible. The 40 Year Old Virgin is definitely the funniest production of and deserves all the praise it gets. Everything worked and I was laughing out loud throughout its entire duration, from the opening sequence of Carell trying to urinate to the ending song and boogie routine of “Age of Aquarius”—absolutely priceless.
As everyone who owned a tv two yea
Author Unknown
- You wear the appropriate underwear for each of your dates.
- You know the subtle differences between at least 20 brands of vodka.
- You understand the immense importance of superb (or bad) lighting.
- You can be in a crowded bar and still notice a toupee from 50 yards away.
- You can relate a woman you treasure her bathing suit and mean her bathing suit.
- You can tell a gal she has lipstick on her teeth without embarrassing her.
- No one expects you to kiss and not tell.
- You can have naked pictures of men you know in your home.
- You can have naked pictures of men you don&#;t know in your home.
- You can have naked pictures of men you don&#;t know in your dwelling and on your computer.
- Unlike your women friends, you can hang out in men&#;s locker room.
- You realize why the good Lord created spandex.
- You understand why the good Lord did not intend everyone to wear spandex.
- You know the difference between a latte, cappuccino, cafe au lait and a macchiato. And if you don&#;t, you know how to bogus it.
- You know how to get back at just about everyone.
- Your pets always hav
You Know How I Know
dk
Just got done seeing “The 40 year old virgin” for the first day, I know I am late to the party, but the “you understand how I realize your gay” scene was funny as hell. Do any of you all have any fine sayings for it?
“You know how I know your gay?”
-cuz your favorite film is “Guys Gone Wild.”
jehovasfitness2
“You know how I know you’re gay?”
-cuz you form gay threads about 5 yr antique movies"
sorry, couldn’t resist
dk
Jetric94
lol
“You know how I know you’re gay?”
-cuz you have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says “I appreciate it when balls are in my face.”Jetric95
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
“You know how I know you’re gay?”-cuz you make homosexual threads about 5 yr old movies"
[/quote]you know how I know you’re gay?
-you actually pointed that out.
Jetric96
[quote]dk44 wrote:
Do any of you all possess any good sayings for it?“You comprehend how I comprehend your gay?”
[/quote]“You know how I know your gay?”
-cuz you have a goat as ur avatar
kkeane8
You know how I know you’re gay? You gave me a reacharound while you we
You know how I know you&#;re gay? &#; The 40 Year Old Virgin
I will preface this review by saying I contain never been the biggest Steve Carell fan. I love his bit parts, but seeing him in a lead role after having a start on “The Daily Show” rubbed me the wrong way. Believing that I would hate his writing/lead role debut as much as I do Will Ferrell’s multiple bids, I shied away from checking the film out. Being that director Judd Apatow’s sophomore movie Knocked Up is hitting theatres this Friday, I decided to bite the bullet and finally see if the hype was true. All I can utter is that this is the funniest movie I have seen since Hot Fuzz, and that says a lot since most American comedies of this ilk are fart jokes and horrible. The 40 Year Old Virgin is definitely the funniest production of and deserves all the praise it gets. Everything worked and I was laughing out loud throughout its entire duration, from the opening sequence of Carell trying to urinate to the ending song and boogie routine of “Age of Aquarius”—absolutely priceless.
As everyone who owned a tv two yea